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Reality - A Short Story

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  • Started 7 months ago by A1ex_CT99
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  1. Raxas v2.1

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    EXCELLENT

    Posted 7 months ago #
  2. robobrain

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    http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/excellent.jpg

    "Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it." – Brian W. Kernighan
    Posted 7 months ago #
  3. Isobel The Sorceress

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    There are no female forumers in the stories...

    “I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
    When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”
    -Stephen Roberts
    Posted 7 months ago #
  4. A1ex_CT99

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    That's because I'm a misogynist

    "Out of it all, two things stood forth--their love and the image of the great sails, tissue-metal wings with which the bodies of people finally fluttered out among the stars."
    -- The Lady Who Sailed The Soul
    "I feel so naughty demanding soft-core from a minor." - Isobel (Not kidding)
    Posted 6 months ago #
  5. Gemini2

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    Aww that's so cute robo...


    First the pope trying to steal my condoms, then Texas taking away my buttsecks. - Alex
    you cant expect him to remember all the ladys Prupp... Do you remember all yours? - CrestedT
    Posted 6 months ago #
  6. Isobel The Sorceress

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    That's because I'm a misogynist

    You evil female-hater! =P

    Posted 6 months ago #
  7. A1ex_CT99

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    >Implying that was not a joke

    >Implying I'm not just bumping the thread because I'm a huge attention whore

    Posted 6 months ago #
  8. chaos

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    >using the overdone >implying formula

    Through the darkness of future past/the magician longs to see/one chants out between two worlds:
    Fire walk with me
    Posted 6 months ago #
  9. Isobel The Sorceress

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    I'm a huge attention whore

    Tell me something I don't know.

    Posted 6 months ago #
  10. chaos

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    Tell me something I don't know. [:twisted:]

    my middlename is thurston

    Posted 6 months ago #
  11. A1ex_CT99

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    Tell me something I don't know.

    I have a buttplug up my anus.

    Posted 6 months ago #
  12. Isobel The Sorceress

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    I have a buttplug up my anus.

    Actually, I've always wondered if you did, but I never got the courage to ask.

    Posted 6 months ago #
  13. A1ex_CT99

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    Well now you know.

    It's been there for three days now.

    Posted 6 months ago #
  14. Isobel The Sorceress

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    Three days, huh?
    That doesn't sound very healthy. What does your doctor have to say about this?

    Posted 6 months ago #
  15. A1ex_CT99

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    She put it there.

    And every week I pull it out and clean it, then put it back in.

    Posted 6 months ago #

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